Honey, I'm Home 

Written by:  Twain/Lange

The car won't start, it's falling apart 
I was late for work and the boss got smart 
My pantyline shows, got a run in my hose 
My hair went flat, man, I hate that 

Just when I thought things couldn't get worse 
I realized I forgot my purse 
With all this stress, I must confess 
This could be worse than PMS 

This job ain't worth the pay 
Can't wait 'til the end of the day 
Honey, I'm on my way 
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day 
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way 
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat 
Fix me up my favorite treat 
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me 
I need to relax and watch TV 
Get off the phone, give the dog a bone 
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home! 

I broke a nail opening the mail 
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell 
This job's a pain, it's so mundane 
It sure don't stimulate my brain 

This job ain't worth the pay 
Can't wait 'til the end of the day 
Honey, I'm on my way 
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day 
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way 
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat 
Fix me up my favorite treat 
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me 
I need to relax and watch TV 
Get off the phone, give the dog a bone 
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home! 

Oh, rub my neck will you 

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day 
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way 
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat 
Fix me up my favorite treat 
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me 
I need to relax and watch TV 
Get off the phone, give the dog a bone 
Hey! Hey! Honey, I'm home! 

I'm home, that feels much better